Privacy Policy

What We Collect and Why It Matters

We know privacy policies are usually a snooze. But this stuff is important, and you deserve to know what's happening with your information. So here's the real version — no legalese, no hiding behind big words. We collect two main types of information: stuff you give us directly and stuff we gather automatically when you browse the site.

When you visit, we automatically pick up some basic device info — your browser type, IP address, time zone, and cookies that get stored on your device. We also see which pages you look at, what brought you here, and how you poke around the site. This is called "Device Information," and we use it to figure out what's working on the site and what isn't. We use cookies, log files, web beacons, and pixels for all of this. Pretty standard stuff for any online store.

When you place an order, we collect your name, billing and shipping address, payment details, email, and phone number. We call this "Order Information," and we only use it to actually get your stuff to you — processing payments, arranging shipping, sending confirmations, and watching for anything sketchy. We might also send you updates or deals if you've said you're into that. You can opt out anytime.

We don't sell your personal info. Full stop. We do share some data with trusted third parties who help us run the shop — like our e-commerce platform and analytics tools. These folks have their own privacy policies, and they're only allowed to use your info for the specific jobs we've hired them for.

We run targeted advertising on platforms like social media and search engines. If you're seeing our ads, it's because you fit a certain profile or you've visited us before. You can opt out of targeted ads through your ad settings on those platforms. We honor those requests when we can.

If you're in Europe or California, you've got extra rights around your data — access, correction, deletion, portability. We respect that. Just reach out through our contact page and we'll sort it out.

We might update this policy from time to time. If we do, we'll post the new version right here. Keep using the site and you're agreeing to whatever's current. If you're not cool with any of this, no hard feelings — just don't use the site.